Seven Kinds of Sex

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Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The1st kind of sex is called:Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.

The2nd kind of sex is called:Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rdkind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex.  This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

The4th kind of sex is called:Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway…

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